Karen throws tantrum at retail worker because of a pricey stuffed animal, manager has to intervene: 'In the end, the monster was defeated'

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    The Stuffed Animal Incident [EDIT: Yes, yes, I am aware how unbelievable this story may be, but Karens often tend to be ridiculous. I just added silly wording for the entertainment value.]
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    [EDIT 2: Tough crowd. Whatever. Working in retail, I've dealt with weirder than this. Turns out some things I encountered are just too weird to "actually happen"]
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    Now this is something that happened a couple years ago, so I don't remember all of the details. However, I'll give you a rundown of what I remember.
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    I was a relatively green employee at the local secondhand store. As I carried toys from the back of the store to the aisle, woe, for I had come across a retail worker's worst nightmare!
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    An old crone stood before me with the expression of a bulldog that had had a puréed skunk injected directly into her olfactory nerve. In her hand was a stuffed animal as large as her torso. The
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    unfortunate creature was clutched tightly in the irate woman's claws. With a voice like vinegar in a wound, she raved about how three dollars was much too much for such a plush.
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    As a lowly store employee, it was my unfortunate duty to adhere unwaveringly to store policy. I could not lower the price.
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    Alas, for my apologetic words only angered the banshee as she wailed and threw more of the unfortunate stuffed creatures upon the floor! As her rage shook
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    the heavens, she demanded that she be given the creatures for free! It was against the code of laws set forth by my employer to cave to these demands. And so, the demand for my manager spilt forth from her foaming maw.
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    Finally, an opening for me to call for reinforcements! Our hero, the manager, came forth to save the day as I cowered behind the employees only door. Had the battle between the manager and the crone gone on much longer, I
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    am certain that the sky may have cracked open and the ground given way to fire and brimstone. In the end, the monster was defeated. Banished to I know not where. On that day, good triumphed. I know not when the next battle shall be, but I know that I shall stand firm.
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    Marthamem • 3d ago Oh, I don't know, I actually enjoyed the story as written
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    . j... 3d ago Edited 1d ago • Sounds like my SIL (40f) who threw a full blown tantrum bc I shamed her for wanting to steal a doll from a child at a donation site. There is a special place in h I for people who act like this.
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    crzyboy 3d ago • . This is an entertaining read, but I have to ask, and please don't take offense... Did you just finish a creative writing course? Meanwhile the general rule of thumb with angry crones is to administer a small amount of meth, and hand them a ferret.
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    DatGuyatLarge • 2d ago I enjoyed this tale, it's dangerous legend shall be passed throughout the ages, a story that shall ring forth the warning of Karens and plush animals and to beware their wrath!
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    classy-mother-... 3d ago It's amazing what people will lose their sh over. Haha. Fabulously written as well.
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    Excel_User_1977 • 2d ago English major.
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